Waku Waku Gakkou 2016
From Waku Waku Gakkou 2016/6/25:
★ ShoJun romantic stargazing!! Earth-splitting cheers!
S: Then today is Matsumoto-kun
M: Oh.
Gyaaaa!!!
S: When I walk with Matsumoto-kun like this, I remember we often went to Ebisu to eat steak together on the way home
M: It was lemon steak, huh.
S: You remember well, huh.
{Note: instead of this, some sources state Sho also ate curry/had steak with curry}
S: Ah! Matsumoto-kun, look over there!! (Points at stars)
S: Matsumoto-kun, do you know what constellation that is?
M: I don’t really know.
S: … Whatever is fine, just try to answer (laughs)
M: Orion.
S: (Cuts in) It’s Cancer.
S: There’s a pen here so I’ll connect the lines so it becomes easy to understand. Like this, and this. Here is the body and this here and this here are the pinchers (circles a part) Ah, it’s not here (crosses a part). Matsumoto-kun, what kind of crab do you think it is?
M: Like hairy crab, maybe?
S: Wrong (laughs). It’s a crab monster. It looks strong doesn’t it?
M: It does.
S: Actually, it’s very weak. It was defeated in one blow, but it challenged Hercules. It was to protect its friend!
S: Stand up for a bit.
M: Eh? (laughs)
S: You’re hydra [the monster Hercules challenged]
M: Hydra? I’m hydra? (laughs)
S: Because I will be the crab! Okay, hydra is about to fight!
M: ….!?
S: Wait! (Extends his arm to protect M) Even though I’m weak! I will be protecting you! Right!
Gyaa!!
M: (doesn’t follow him and just stands still)
S: Ah, you can sit (laughs)
M: Eh (laughs)
S: Even though the crab challenged {Hercules}, it was defeated. But because of it was trying to protect its friend, it was placed among the stars … Please stand once again.
M: Yes (laughs)
S: … If something happens to you, I will also come to rescue you.
Gyaaaa!!
(Shake hands)
Gyaa!
M: Sakurai sensei, it seems like there’s a part {of the crowd} who are in a mania
Gyaaa!
S: This, it’s not just a part, it’s a large number!
Gyaaaaa
S: Okay then, next, Matsumoto-kun, do you know what constellation this is?
M: Umm…
S: (Cuts in) It’s Virgo! Let’s try to connect the lines. Virgo is quite difficult to draw.
M: It’s the most detailed so far, right?
S: You’re probably not wrong, huh? Virgo is said to be the deity of agriculture, deciding whether the harvest will be abundant or poor. That’s why it’s a woman.
M: Huh?
S: And the first-magnitude star, spica… Ah, sorry, please cooperate.
S: The binary star spica is made up of a blue star and a white star. These two stars overlap once every four days, and it looks like just one star. That’s why we too… Wait a second… This is a bit hard to say (laughs)
S: That’s why we, too, should overlap once every four days.
S: If we’re together, we will shine brighter, right?
M: ….?
M: It’s not about the proportion… I refuse (laughs)
S: Dammit!! (laughs)
M: Sakurai sensei, today the internet will be on fire, huh.
S: I’m looking forward to the hot word {as in the Twitter trend, likely}
(Shake hands firmly)
★Final winner Sakurai team!!
The voting’s results:
● Excitement towards Sho-kun’s and Jun-kun’s two shot
● Thank you for Sakurai-kun’s and Matsumoto-kun’s two shot
● I was able to see a good thing by 1 Sakurai fan
● Because the venue erupted
★S: This is this time’s winner Sakurai. I would like to thank the fans and members. About today, I think it’s not just because of the research, but it’s also because of Matsumoto-kun’s cooperation. I wonder if he’s watching. Matsumoto-kun, thank you very much!
Jun raised his finger, kinda like, I’m here!
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(I had 2 sources and they're all gone. Why. On another note, Nino was such a good sport while Jun was like WTF all the time lol. So painfully Sakumoto of them.)
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